Jahnnie Oneshots 3☆

☆Milkshake Disaster!☆

Request: emogxilbert

[ Jake and Johnnie are walking down the street one day when someone throws a milkshake at Johnnie! ]

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Johnnie and Jake are walking down the street one evening. The sunset above their heads. They've just been hanging around downtown LA for the day, and they're on the way back to walk to Jake's car.

But suddenly a car on the road sped right towards them, a man shouted inside, "EMO!!!" and threw his milkshake out the door.

It hits Johnnie instantly, milkshake all in his hair, face and body. Then the car speeds away.

Johnnie looked at the car driving away, shocked and speechless as he felt the cold milkshake all over him. He turned to Jake, who was also looking at the car in disbelief.

Jake looked at Johnnie, his expression a mix of anger and concern. He quickly pulled him to the side of the street, away from the road."Are you okay?!" He asked, looking him up and down.

Johnnie sighed, "Yeah.." He wiped some of it off his face, he looked visibly upset.

Jake noticed the upset look on Johnnie's face and gently placed a hand on his shoulder.

"That was messed up.. I can't believe they did that to you.." He said, still trying to process what just happened.

"I'm use to it at this point, gueh!" Johnnie takes a plop of the sweet drink off his hair and shakes it to the ground.

Jake's heart sank at Johnnie's words. He hated the idea of Johnnie being used to this kind of treatment.

"You shouldn't be used to it.. that's not okay Johnnie.." He said, his voice filled with concern.

Johnnie scoffed, "Can we just go home?!" As he stormed off into the direction of Jake's car, it was a block away.

Jake quickly followed after Johnnie, feeling a mix of anger and sadness. He knew that Johnnie was upset, and he wanted to make him feel better.
"Hey, wait up!" He called out, catching up to him. "We're almost there, okay?"

"This milkshake is fucking sticky as shit!" Johnnie exclaimed as they reached Jake's Tesla. "Shit.. I'm gonna get your car all sticky..." He sounded guilty.

Jake chuckled lightly, trying to lighten the mood."Don't worry about the car, love. It's just a car. I can always clean it." He opened the passenger door for Johnnie. "Let's just get you home and get you cleaned up, okay?"

Johnnie rolled his emo eyes and got inside. "Alright, Jesus Christ..." As he slammed the car door closed.

Johnnie was pissed off, he shouted. "What the actual fuck is wrong with people?! Like, i seriously don't fucking get it! It's not highschool anymore, even fucking adults act this way?! Fucking bullshit,man. Oh yeah just because I'm fucking emo too?! What the fuck man, never understood this shit. I've been harassed online, never really in person though..besides highschool."

Jake listened to Johnnie's rant, his expression growing more serious as he spoke. He knew how much this kind of treatment affected him, and it made him angry too.

"I don't understand it either, love. People are just assholes sometimes. It's not right that you're still being treated like this. You're a good person, and you don't deserve any of it." He reached over and placed a hand on Johnnie's thigh, trying to comfort him.

Johnnie pushed Jake's hand away, "I'm covered in milkshake, don't fucking touch me right now. Ohhhh, it's getting on the seat!!!" He looked at the seat that he's sitting on. "fuuuuuuuck."

Jake withdrew his hand, a little hurt by Johnnie's rejection. He knew that he was upset, but it still stung."I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make it worse." He said, focusing on the road. "But don't worry about the seat, we can clean it up later."

"You didn't do anything wrong, I'm just pissed off. The milkshake is crusting in my hair..." Johnnie feels his hair. ".. Hairspray and fucking vanilla milkshake, yummy."

Jake couldn't help but chuckle at Johnnie's sarcastic comment. He knew that he was trying to make light of the situation, but he could tell that he was still upset.

"Yeah, that sounds like a fun combination, Johnnie." He said, trying to keep the mood light. "We'll get you cleaned up as soon as we get home, I promise."

"I look like someone just fucking whacked it and spilled it all over me." Johnnie started to laugh.

Jake burst out laughing at Johnnie's comment, unable to hold it in any longer.
"You're not wrong." He said, trying to catch his breath. "But I think you still look hot, even with milkshake in your hair."

They arrived at the house. Johnnie winked, "It's your cum," He jokingly said as he gets out of the car.

Jake's eyes widened in surprise as Johnnie said that, and he let out a laugh.

"Oh my god, you did not just say that." He said, shaking his head in amusement. He got out of the car and followed Johnnie to the house.

"Tottally fucking did," Johnnie giggles as he unlocks the door. Smiling as he entered the house. "I'm gonna take a shower and get these disgusting ass clothes off me."

Jake watched as Johnnie unlocked the door and headed inside. He followed him into the house, still chuckling.
"Yeah, you do that. I'll be here waiting for you when you're done." He said, leaning against the wall.

"K," Johnnie replied as he runs upstairs to take a shower. Droplets of milkshake leaving a trail..

Jake watched as Johnnie disappeared upstairs, shaking his head in amusement.

He couldn't help but smile as he heard the shower turn on. He decided to clean up the mess in the car while he waited for Johnnie to finish his shower.

After Johnnie gets out of the shower, he dries himself and puts on his new clothes. He sighed and looked at himself in the mirror.

Johnnie looks at his reflection in the mirror, feeling much better now that he's clean and in fresh clothes. He runs a hand through his hair, still damp from the shower. He takes a deep breath and heads downstairs to find Jake.

"Jake?!" Johnnie called as he is heading downstairs. Noticing Jake was scrubbing the floor since there was a few milkshake droplets on it.

Jake looks up as he hears Johnnie call his name, and smiles when he sees him.
"Hey, man." He said, continuing to scrub the floor. "You feeling better now that you're clean?"

"Yeah, but its still fucking bullshit how that happened. I was having a good damn day with you and that fucking asshole.." Johnnie groaned as he walked over to the couch and sat down on it.

Jake finished cleaning the floor and stood up, walking over to the couch and sitting down next to Johnnie."I know, it sucks that you had to go through that. But you don't deserve it, okay? You're an amazing person, and those assholes are just jealous of you."

"I guess, but it still was a total dick move.." Johnnie laid his head onto Jake's shoulder.

Jake wrapped an arm around Johnnie's shoulders, pulling him closer.

"I know, and I'm sorry that you had to deal with that. But don't let it bring you down, okay? You're stronger than that." He said, rubbing Johnnie's arm comfortingly.

"Thanks Jake," Johnnie replied. Keeping his head laying on the punk's shoulder.

"Of course Johnnie," Jake replied, laying his head on top of the emo's.

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