𝑅𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝑀𝑒 [ ObaMitsu fanfic/ R-(MA)] Kimetsu No Yaiba

Chapter 63 - Hot Springs Showdown (Part 1)

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Alright everyone, buckle up because these next couple of chapters is going to be ridiculously funny and long.

Why, you ask? Well, the story's about to take a nosedive into dark and depressing territory soon, and before we go there, I wanted to give you all a good laugh.

These chapters are basically one long roast session with Obamitsu and Sanekana dragging each other to filth and sharing embarrassing secrets they'll regret spilling for the rest of their lives.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the carnage, because after this? Things are about to get real.

Enjoy!💖

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Chapter Songs: Tomoki Hasegawa - "Tsuiseki!?" & "Okureruyo!"

As Kanae stepped out of her room, she strolled down the hall to Mitsuri's door, intending to invite her to the bath. She knocked lightly but was immediately greeted by a loud THUD, followed by frantic rustling and an exaggerated, high-pitched, "COMING!"

Moments later, Mitsuri flung the door open, her face a mix of panic and forced cheer. "Oh! Kanae! Thank goodness it's you," she laughed nervously, trying to catch her breath. Her hair was a disheveled mess, her yukata hastily thrown on—inside out, no less.

Kanae's eyes wandered past her, landing on Obanai sprawled flat on the floor like a crime scene victim, partially covered by a tangled blanket.

"Is... uh, Obanai okay?" Kanae asked, struggling to keep a straight face.

His hand twitched, managing a feeble thumbs-up.

Mitsuri turned to glance at him. "Yep, he's fine!" she chirped, closing the door slightly more, probably to block out the sight of him still face-planted. "So, what's up?"

Kanae cleared her throat. "Right. Are you busy? I was wondering if you wanted to join me at the hot springs."

Mitsuri's face lit up. "Of course! Let me grab my stuff!" She shut the door with a bang, leaving Kanae awkwardly waiting in the hallway. After several loud crashes and what sounded suspiciously like Obanai groaning, Mitsuri reemerged five minutes later, hair still a little crooked but looking triumphant. "Ready!"

The two girls headed to the bath, leaving Obanai in stunned silence in the room.

Ten minutes later, a knock came at Mitsuri's door. Obanai cracked it open, one eye peeking out into the dim hallway. Recognizing Sanemi, he opened it fully, looking like he had just come back from war with his kimono messy and hanging off his shoulder and messy hair. "Hey."

"Yo," Sanemi greeted, jerking a thumb over his shoulder. "Wanna hit the bath?"

Obanai sighed heavily. "Yeah. I'm covered in sweat." He shut the door behind him, muttering, "And maybe a mild concussion."

As they walked to the men's baths, Sanemi smirked. "Guess our girls keep us on our toes, huh?"

Obanai shot him a look. "More like knees, elbows, and skulls."

Meanwhile, in the women's hot springs, Kanae and Mitsuri finished showerinb and had fully relaxed in the warm bath water.

"This feels amazing," Kanae sighed, sinking deeper into the water. "I needed this so badly."

"Same here!" Mitsuri leaned her head back with a dreamy smile. "It's like being a kid again, except with bills and jobs. My head hurts a little." Mitsuri rubbed her forehead as she still had a red mark from head butting Obanai by mistake.

Kanae raised an eyebrow. "You sure Obanai's okay?"

Mitsuri waved a hand dismissively. "Oh, he's fine. Tough as nails. Probably already in the bath by now!"