𝑅𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝑀𝑒 [ ObaMitsu fanfic/ R-(MA)] Kimetsu No Yaiba

Chapter 64 - Benjamin Vs Instant Noodles (Part 2)

Chapter Song: Tomoki Hasegawa - "Susume Hachi!" & "Okurereuyo!"

Disclaimer: i did not come up with the name Obanai Benjamin Iguro. It was a meme for a bit so I'm just using it. Credit to Caitpatmosh on tiktok who made it 🤭
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Sanemi, still laughing like a lunatic, leaned against the wall separating the hot springs, clutching his stomach. "What's the name, Kanae? I need to know! Don't hold out on me babe!"

Kanae, her voice sharp with smug satisfaction, said, "Oh, you want to know, Sanemi? Fine. Obanai's penis name is called... Benjamin!!!"

BENJAMIN~

BENJAMIN~

BENJAMIN~

The name echoed throughout the hot springs as Obanai sat there in shocked. Mitsuri covered her mouth as her blood ran cold.

The laughter on the girls' side was immediate and deafening. Mitsuri squealed, "Kanae, nooo!" while Obanai froze in place, his entire face turning crimson.

"BENJAMIN?!" Sanemi bellowed, doubling over and nearly slipping into the water. "Oh my god, I can't breathe!"

Kanae wasn't done yet. "That's right. From now on, he's not just Obanai Iguro. He's Obanai 'Benjamin' Iguro!"

Obanai shot up from the water, pointing at the wall. "MITSURI!" he roared, his voice echoing across the hot springs.

Mitsuri's frantic apology came immediately. "I'm sorry, Obanai! I didn't think she would tell anyone!"

"HOW DID THIS EVEN COME UP IN CONVERSATION?!" Obanai shouted, his voice cracking from sheer mortification in a high pitch.

Kanae, laughing so hard she could barely form words, chimed back in. "Oh, come on, Obanai. It's kind of cute! 'Benjamin' has a nice, respectable ring to it."

"Respectable?!" Obanai spluttered. "I don't even like the name Benjamin!"

Sanemi, still gasping for air, slapped the water with his palm. "You named it after a guy who sounds like his credit score is 760!"

"It wasn't my idea!" Obanai snapped, glaring at Sanemi. "This was Mitsuri's idea!"

Mitsuri's voice was filled with regret, but she couldn't help giggling. "I thought it sounded strong and dependable! Like a name you can trust!"

Sanemi erupted into another fit of laughter. "A name you can trust? What, like it's gonna offer me life insurance?"

Kanae, regaining her composure, decided it was time to turn the tables on Sanemi. "Well, at least Obanai and Benjamin can keep going. Meanwhile, Sanemi over here can't even last five minutes!"

Sanemi froze mid-laugh, his face twisting into an expression of pure betrayal. "EXCUSE ME?!"

Kanae didn't miss a beat. "Oh, don't act surprised. You know it's true. You're like a firework—loud, flashy, and over in seconds!"

The sound of Mitsuri wheezing with laughter filled the air. "Kanae, stop! I can't breathe!"

Sanemi jabbed a finger in the direction of the wall. "First of all, you're exaggerating . Second of all, I—"

"Oh, please," Kanae interrupted, her tone dripping with sass. "You're like one of those instant noodles. Three minutes, tops, and you're done."

Mitsuri screamed with laughter. "Instant noodles! Kanae, stop, you're killing me! I can't breathe!" Mitsuri rose from the water and sat on the stone floor.

Obanai, despite himself, let out a small snort, quickly covering his mouth to hide it.

Sanemi's face turned redder than the water from sheer indignation. "I'm NOT instant noodles!"