Will Solace was a boy of many talents. He could do many basic, mundane things that a lot of people wouldn't be able to. However, wrapping presents was not one of them. As it would be too hard to explain exactly how he tried to wrap them, take these few lines between him and one of his friends to get a gist of as to how his wrapping was in general:
"WILL FOR THE GODS' SAKE, DON'T WIND THE WRAPPING PAPER OVER AND OVER THE OBJECT LIKE THAT REPEATEDLY IT'S NOT A FREAKING ROLL OF BANDAGE!"
"But-"
"IS THE PRESENT BLEEDING WILL?! IS IT?!"
"... no"
"EXACTLY. PRESENTS DO NOT BLEED AND THEREFORE SHOULD NOT BE TREATED LIKE THEY DO."
"I'm sorry."
"It's cool. Sorry I lost my temper."
"Okay so I do it like this-"
"THE PRESENT DOES NOT BLEED, WILL. IT DOES NOT BLEED."
*-*-*-*
Wise words from Fae the next time you decide to overwrap:
THE PRESENT DOES NOT BLEED
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