✓ 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 | WWE RANTS

9 | RAW - 09/26/16

the new day
400 DAYS BABYY. THATS RIIIIIIGHTTT YESSIRRRRR. respect to the man too, kofi kingston. that's my guy man. the veteran of the group, taking the most hits, that's my guy. i was cutting out cardstock pumpkins and leaves to hang up around my room for fall, so you can say once i looked up at my screen and saw him bleeding, i got pretty worried. but everything was good, he started laughing too.

bayley
what was that match? like seriously c'mon, wtf. i'm all hyped for bayley, but that match was garbage.

stephanie
happy (late) birthday queen. thank you for telling mick off. he's just walking around screaming at people to listen to him. be a business man!! be the man stephanie highered!!

rich swann & cedric alexander
rich is kinda cool. i don't know much about the cwc, but he seems pretty cool. and same with cedric!! i dig it.

cesaro & sheamus
i'd been waiting for something like this for a long long time. the dysfunction between them is just so entertaining. it's great, i cannot wait for more.

charlotte
she was basically the whole show in my opinion. she looked like a queen!!! and as she says herself she is the queen of the wwe women's divison. she is an amazing champion, and i look up to her as much as i do sasha, bayley and becky. the fourhorse women AND remember how i said nia should face charlotte? NIA SHOULD FACE CHARLOTTE. like, nia vs. alicia was okay by we all knew nia would win. now if we have two amazingly talented competitors like nia and charlotte in a match, who knows who the he'll would win. THAT WOULD BE A GODDAMN SHOW. LETS DO IT. or let's even get emma back please.

seth
i cant believe he's injurged. he better not be injurged for long. how long is he out for?!? like i don't have finn, i can't lose him as well i hope he gets better soon.

ASHTON KUTCHER & DANNY MASTERSON
ON RAW!?!? NEXT WEEK?! OMG I'M STILL SCREAMING. I CAN'T WAIT.

jericho & owens
he's making a list, he's checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and nice, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWWWN! DRINK IT IN MAAANNN. the amount of disappointment in kevin's expression was just hysterical. "I'm gonna come down there and sit on your lap." santa has kids sit on his lap not the other way around i got yelled at for laughing so loud, this late at night during this segment.

enzo & cass
my guyyyyssss. i was waiting for themm. THEIR NEW MICROPHONES THOUGH.

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- matchups -

1. roman vs. rusev for a rematch, roman won, duh.

2. new day vs. gallows & anderson for the titles, new day won.

3. bayley won aganist this chick named anna sheilds? was it anna sheilds? idfk.

4. rich swann & cedric alexander won their match aganist drew gulak & lince dorado.

5. cesaro & sheamus won aganist who?

6. tj perkins obviously won aganist tony nese.

7. jeriKO beat enzo & cass :(

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now i need my beauty sleep, night lovelies xx