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35 | YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

02/26/18
11:22pm

holy shit! i actually updated my wwe rants book?

why you may ask? it is because i am currently watching monday night raw and realizing how bad this book needs to be redone along with every other book i have published right now. well yeah, definitely that is a reason.

though i do have a sole purpose as to why i legitimately decided to upload upon this very random date.

now in nine days, march 7th, i, along with a bunch of students from my school are travelling on this huge trip organized by the school to europe. we'll be touring germany, italy, and switzerland in a total of ten days. it's going to be absolutely insane, considering that i've never been on a vacation, ever. or even been on a plane! it's going to be an experience.

but i am stuck wondering how the hell i'm actually going to convince my parents to buy me tickets for a wwe live event (wow, the commercial came on right when i typed this).

WAIT. DID I JUST HEAR YOU RIGHT?

YES, YOU DEFINITELY DID.

WWE IS COMING BACK TO MY CITY. THEY LITERALLY CAME HERE IN AUGUST, THAT'S NOT EVEN SEVEN MONTHS LATER! I COULDN'T GO LAST TIME AND THEY'RE ALREADY COMING BACK.

I WAS LUCKY I EVEN CONVINCED MY FATHER TO LET ME FLY TO ANOTHER CONTINENT WITHOUT HIM. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK FOR MORE?

honestly, if i got to go to this, i wouldn't ask for anything ever again. i'm still screaming.

i messaged my mother, goodness knows when she'll reply, but i'm asking her how much we have saved for europe because if there's a possibility... i would love to save some of that money for tickets.

i'm really hoping that this doesn't make me sound selfish because i am definitely not using that sort of tone. my voice is set for this chapter in a sort of half-excited half-worried voice, it's weird, i know. i'm just worried that my dad will tell me no, which he most likely will.

my birthday is literally april 16th and the live event is april 28th. last year i asked (begged) to buy wrestlemania on ppv, so maaaybe i might get tickets?

we'll see. i just have to convince my dad, hopefully all goes well. my wives, charlotte flair and becky lynch, will be in the same city as me and if i don't get to see them, i'll cry just like i did when i was at my grammie's last year because i was missing the event because we were unable to get tickets.

The fact that i'm reading this again in 2020 makes me want to cry. I can't believe I didn't get to see Becky lmfao.

ALSO!
MIGHT I ADD AS A MIXED (black & white) LITTLE GIRL WHO LOOKS UP TO WWE, DO THEY REALIZE HOW DISAPPOINTING IT IS TO WATCH THE SAME FOOTAGE OVER AND OVER AGAIN THAT THEY PLAY FOR AFRICAN HISTORY MONTH THAT THEY'RE JUST REPEATING FROM MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. DAY?

you're telling me, that out of the amount of diversity we have on the roster, you couldn't spare to have a couple superstar's come out and film some new footage for african history month and you just have to repeat the same thing? it's kind of sickening. let's not even start on the fact that february is the shortest month of the year and we get that to celebrate our history.

it's really upsetting to see the same thing repeatedly playing all throughout the month when i say it all in january. that's just my opinion.

and what's y'all thoughts on john cena and how if he doesn't get his way, he throws a tantrum and marches back to smackdown where he probably should have stayed in the first place? well, he didn't really throw a tantrum, but you know what i mean lol.

but anyways!! i will attempt to update this all, but i will be super busy for the next couple weeks, so i doubt i will get anything done. cross your fingers.

i'm out! if you'll excuse me, i've got to go finish raw without falling asleep and then get a shit tom of sleep afterwards.