aj's hair was flawless tonight omg bahaha. he should totally be sponsored by l'oreal paris or something (i thinking that's how you spell it lmao) i love their shampoo, it's the friggin best.
maryse,, fuckingg slays my existence every single week mann. i love it.
OH MY GOD. i love the miz, BUT HOLY SHIT. HE DID NOT JUST GO THERE, OH MY GOD
"miz, congratulations on your victory tonight. however last week it seemed like your obsession with dean ambrose had gotten in the way during your fatal four way match for the number one contendership." -RENEE TO THE MIZ
"m-my obsession with dean ambrose? m-my obsession with dean ambrose? maybe we should talk about your obsession with dean ambrose. i mean, after all you're the one sleeping with him." -THE MIZ TO RENEE
then she slapped him right across the face.
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YES MOM.
THEN this happened right after!!
"oh don't mind me, don't mind me. i'm just here to see how natayla weasels her way out of this one, so, go ahead." CARMELLA TO NIKKI
"weasels her way out of what carmella? i mean, how do i know that you weren't the one who attacked me?" NIKKI TO CARMELLA
"nikki, i told you a million times, if i was the one who dropped you i'd be bragging about it. now i know, uh, your boyfriend, john cena, you know, he can help you out with all of your problems. but i think it's about time that you stop daydreaming about the saturday night live after party and realized that your little friend here, nattie, she's a liar. or has some of that silicone leaked up into your brain?" CARMELLA TO NIKKI
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NATTIE CALLED NIKKI A BITCH, OH MY GOD. SHE SAID "MY CAT HAS MORE CHARISMA THEN YOU BITCH." ANNND "THAT'S WHY JOHN WILL NEVER MARRY YOU."
tell me why after dean's match he was attacked (predictable) but miz came out after and used the skull crushing finale? i was waiting for renee to come out and attack maryse. i wanted that to happen so bad!
the alexa bliss match was great btw. HAHAHAHA THE LUCHADORA WAS BECKY AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. IT WAS HILARIOUS.
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d tell me why daniel bryan looks like he just got back from mr. rogers neighborhood.
-matchups-
1. WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: aj styles (c) vs. james ellsworth winner: obviouuusly the face that runs the place, who else?
2. WWW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: the miz (c) vs. apollo crews winner: the miz
3. deaan ambrose defeated luke harper, then to be ambushed by bray and randy. i was crying, don't ask.
4. alexa bliss vs. luchadora? NEVER FUCKING MIND IT WAS BECKY BAHAHAHAHAHA SHE BEAT HER BAHAHAHAHA
5. mojo rawley? riley? beat curt hawkins
6. WINNER FACES AJ STYLES FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP: dolph ziggler vs. baron corbin winner: uhh no one ahaha
