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saturday, july 13th
How y'all doing? I'm praying to Thor that tomorrow's pay-per view is gonna be worth watching because I haven't been watching wrestling lately. I want to get back into it, I do, but it's hard when you don't find it entertaining. Something crazy just has to happen.
Anyways, I threw my wrestling theme playlist on, so I'm ready to talk some smack (Sasha Banks' Sky's the Limit hits on another level. I rock so hard to that song. I also can't wait for Sasha to return).
First of all, we have to talk about how WWE is ramming Becky & Seth down our throats a little. I love them, I do, and I'm so happy that they're happy... but just like WWE always does, they milk a lot of shit and it gets old quick. Fucking WWE lmfao. This is why we can't have nice things.
I love the mixed matches though, they're always great... but!! I can't really stand Baron Corbin at all, so that doesn't help. Other than that, I guess you could say I'm looking forward to that match.
ALSO, I MISS THE RIOTT SQUAD. Their theme just popped up in my playlist and I miss them so bad. The women's division is in my opinion, currently lacking, I want all my girls back, right now.
We need Liv, Sarah and Ruby, respectively on their own if their faction ceases to exist. We need THE WOMEN'S TAG TITLES THAT NEVER GET DEFENDED ANYMORE??? I absolutely adore Asuka & Kairi Sane, plus Paige as their manager?? That's a masterpiece. We need Sasha. We need Charlotte. I don't care what people think. What we need is more screen time for the women because I'm tired of seeing pointless, month long rivalries, i.e. Strowman vs. Lashley, all the same tag teams fighting each other over and over and over.
They should have given us another Evolution after Super Showdown, that would have been dope as hell. But you know, why do that?
The women's roster deserves to thrive.
Just wait until the day Toni Storm debuts on the main roster. It's over for them bitches then. Becky as champion? Nah. Bayley? Please. See ya. It'll be Toni Time.
BECKY LYNCH (c) & SETH ROLLINS (c) vs. LACEY EVANS & BARON CORBIN EXTREME RULES WINNERS TAKE ALL MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH FOR THE RAW WOMEN'S AND UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIPS Who I Want to Win: Becky Lynch & Seth Rollins Who I Think Will Win: Becky Lynch & Seth Rollins
Geez, that's a long ass title. Now, on WWE.com, it said "If Corbin & Evans lose, they can never challenge Rollins & Lynch for the titles again" SWEET. HELL YEAH. I didn't know this stipulation was in play, I didn't watch this week's Raw, so I had no idea. That's great because I don't want to see Baron Corbin at all any more sksksk.
BAYLEY (c) vs. ALEXA BLISS & NIKKI CROSS SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP HANDICAP MATCH Who I Want to Win: Nikki Cross Who I Think Will Win: Bayley
Now, I honestly don't know if Bayley will keep her title or not, but in a way, I hope she does. What's gonna happen if Alexa & Nikki win? Alexa will just take the title for herself? I don't think so. I love Alexa as champion, I really do, but maybe Nikki should have it!!
(Alexa Bliss' theme Spiteful kicks ass too!!)
Anyways, I don't know what will happen, but I'm sure it will be a good match.
KOFI KINGSTON (c) vs. SAMOA JOE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Who I Want to Win: Kofi Kingston Who I Think Will Win: Kofi Kingston
So because Samoa Joe loses his US title, that means he gets a WWE Championship opportunity? Doesn't make sense to me, but whatever, the guy rocks.
THE UNDERTAKER & ROMAN REIGNS vs. SHANE MCMAHON & DREW MCINTYRE NO HOLDS BAREED TAG TEAM MATCH Who I Want to Win: Taker & Reigns Who I Think Will Win: Taker & Reigns
Elias getting disrespected as usual. He better be at ringside the whole time, considering he's so far up Shane McMahon's fucking ass. I love Elias and I love Drew. Working together!?? Hell yes, but with Shane? Oh looooord.
RICOCHET (c) vs. AJ STYLES UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Who I Want to Win: Don't Really Care Who I Think Will Win: Ricochet Ha! If you would have told me a year ago that AJ Styles would be wrestling for the US title, I probably would have laughed in your face, but here we are. From top of the card to the middle, what a time and I'm totally okay with it!! The fact that he's been engaging with Gallows & Anderson, I love.
THE REVIVAL (c) vs. THE USOS RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Who I Want to Win: The Usos Who I Think Will Win: Don't Know
The Revival? I could care fucking less. All the tag teams are old news at this point.
DANIEL BRYAN & ROWAN (c) vs. THE NEW DAY vs. HEAVY MACHINERY SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT MATCH Who I Want to Win: Heavy Machinery orThe New Day Who I Think Will Win: Heavy Machinery Just get those titles away from Bryan & Rowan because they're irrelevant in my mind. Plus, I just love Heavy Machinery, they're fucking hilarious.
ALEISTER BLACK vs. CESARO SINGLES MATCH Who I Want to Win: Either or Who I Think Will Win: Aleister Black
DON'T BURY ALEISER. SAY IT WITH ME! DON'T BURY ALEISTER. OR CESARO FOR THAT MATTER!!
BRAUN STROWMAN vs. BOBBY LASHLEY LAST MAN STANDING MATCH Who I Want to Win: Don't Care Who I Think Will Win: Probably Strowman
Okay, y'all had your fun, like five months ago. I really don't want to see this anymore.
DREW GULAK (c) vs. TONY NESE WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Who I Want to Win: Either or Who I Think Will Win: Drew Gulak Please stop. For the sake of my sanity, please stop.
Damn, I wrote more than I expected. I'm proud of myself, go me. I hope to write some more tonight possibly for my other stories, but writer's block has gotten ahold of my creative side, so I'm hoping that I can put something together later on in the evening.
I've gotta go help my dad out with dinner, so talk to y'all in the next one!
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