seth, kevin & jericho
this segment, meh. loved the bit about jericho's sparkle crotch though, seth, that shit was gold.
sheamus & cesaro
the past two weeks with these guys Facebook's lives were really funny. i only watched cesaro's live though because sheamus's wasn't working last week.
JAMES ELLSWORTH
HIS PROMO FOR HIS TITLE SHOT, I'M CRYING. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING LMFAO.
dana brooke
is it called an ariel? the cartwheel thingy that dana does, whatever it's called, it's super cool :) but i can't stand her, to be honest.
the new day
FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY DAYS. LETS GOOOOO. who even did they take the belts from? it's been so long that i forget 😂😂 THAT'S MY GUYS, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO CHEERS WITH, BUT THAT'S OKAY I'LL USE MY APPLE JUICE. BOTTOMS UP.
sami
SAMI, WTF WERE YOU GETTING INTO. i wasn't even watching the strowman match because who does? then i hear fucking sami's music and i nearly had a heart attack. but at least someone is actually fighting him because all he gets is local competitors. BUT SAMI, OH BABY. OH MY POOR LITTLE ANGEL. KICK HIS ASS AND TRY NOT TO GET HURT, MUCH LOVE. xx
roman
roman: who ya gonna call?
me: GHOSTBUSTERS
roman: no not ghostbusters
me: :(
tj perkins
i wish i knew more about the cruiserweights, because they're all so cool!! they all have this fresh, entertaining vibe, ya know? fresh as in, it's nice to see something new (i didn't watch the cruiserweight classic)
goldberg
just like the cruiserweights, i really wish i knew more about goldberg. i'll have to look him up and do my research, or just ask my father lmao. i wasn't born when he was wrestling, so i don't know much about him. he seems like a really cool fucking dude. buuut while i'm typing this... ITS 12:04 I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TO SLEEP 4 MINUTES AGO THIS IS SPEECH IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER.
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- matchups -
1. sethhh beat chris jericho :)))
2. the golden truth & mark henry won aganist the shining stars & titus o'neil.
3. BIG E defeated sheamus while cesaro was live on facebook
4. dana brooke beat bayley wtf
5. braun strowman vs. three local competitors (i don't remember their names)
6. cass vs. anderson, guess who won? CASS DUH, YOU STUPID IDIOT.
7. six man tag team match: brain kendrick, drew gulak & tony nese won aganist cedric alexander, rich swann & tj perkins.
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