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13 | ROYAL RUMBLE '17 PREDICTIONS

01/29/17

i was supposed to publish this the day before, not the day of and when the pay-per view is airing as i am typing this!!

well of course i can't watch it, so it doesn't really matter *sigh*
let's get into the predictions shall we?

30-MAN ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
who i want to win: finn
who i think will win: not sure there are so many possibilities
× × ×
now, my math teacher and i (one of my favorite teachers of all time) were discussing our picks for the rumble on friday. we both want finn to appear, freaking everyone out, and win, so he can headline wrestlemania and take back what was rightfully his. if that doesn't happen, she wants undertaker to win and go on to face cena at wrestlemania.

i am seriously dying to watch it. i haven't watched a royal rumble match in years! i also haven't watched a wrestlemania since undertaker fought triple h. i don't even remember what wrestlemania that was for crying out loud. i think I was wrestlemania 27... damn. i would sure as hell love to see this match tonight.

KEVIN OWENS (c) VS. ROMAN REIGNS
WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
who i want to win: roman? because i don't want to see kevin owens champion anymore lmfao
who i think will win: not really sure
× × ×
honestly, i could care less. wwe should just make roman heel for damn sakes because everyone boos him anyways. i love him to death, but geez, he's boring the hell out of me.

also, i only like kevin owens because he's with jericho and i've always loved jericho.. so in conclusion, i could care less.

AJ STYLES (c) VS. JOHN CENA
WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
who i want to win: cena
who i think will win: cena
× × ×
as i said above, i would kind of like to see cena vs. undertaker for the championship at wrestlemania!

CHARLOTTE VS. BAYLEY
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
who i want to win: bayley
who i think will win: uncertain
× × ×
i'm uncertain for most of these because i would be happy with anyone winning. fuck yeah i'd like to see bayley dethrone charlotte though. bayley should take the title and then maybe go on to face sasha, which would be really cool, or have stephanie sign some more superstars. the only wrestlers on the three hour show are sasha, charlotte, nia, emma, dana, alicia and bayley. but dana hasn't been seen in ages and alicia is hanging out with the cruiserweights.

RICH SWANN VS. NEVILLE
WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
who i want to win: don't care
who i think will win: neville
× × ×
neville has been dominating the cruiserweight division and he deserves it, but i honestly don't care who wins here. i only really care about jack gallagher and all the drama surrounding alicia fox, noam dar and cedric alexander.

SHEAMUS & CESARO VS. LUKE GALLOWS & KARL ANDERSON
WWE RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
(KICKOFF MATCH)
who i want to win: sheasaro
who i think will win: the assholes
× × ×
i swear if anderson and gallows win, i'm screaming at the top of my lungs. sheamus and cesaro didn't come that far, beating the fucking longest reigning champs ever, in order to lose.

BECKY LYNCH, NAOMI & NIKKI BELLA VS. ALEXA BLISS, MICKIE JAMES & NATALYA
RIVALRY MATCH
(KICKOFF MATCH)
who i want to win: team becky baby!!
who i think will win: team becky baby!!
× × ×
either becky is going to pin mickie and be like "ha ha, you thought" or naomi is gonna whip some ass and pin alexa telling her to wake the fuck up because the boss is back. feel the glow baby!!!

also, how the hell is this a kickoff match??

SASHA BANKS VS. NIA JAX
RIVALRY MATCH
(KICKOFF MATCH)
who i want to win: sasha
who i think will win: nia
× × ×
i think nia will definitely win this one.