Anfield Until The End 16/17

Thank Fowler For The Crap Called Cameroon

I'm a horrible person. 

I'm such a horrible person you don't even know.

I didn't watch the Liverpool match this morning but I watched the Senegal v Cameroon match.

See? I'm horrible. 

But guess what?

Senegal lost.

Like, what the hell was that.

As someone who's parents are Nigerian, I watch enough African nations to know, Cameroon < Senegal. Really. 

Like, really.

How is that even possible?

I'm still SO confused.

The weirdest part is the whole fact that it went to penalties and Cameroon won 5-4 thanks to MANÉ missing his penalty and . . . placing it in the keeper's hand. 

He wasn't even here and he was playing like everyone else has this month.

Why does this big piece of info matter and act as breaking news?

He could play against CHELSEA!!!

Well, it isn't set in stone since this is Saturday and the match is Wednesday, I believe. So, Senegal could be weary (as they should be, they were touted to win this bloody thing) and spend some time in the host nation until they let the players go. I think in the World Cup, some even stayed until the thing was over.

But we know Mané won't do that because Klopp won't let him.

Remember, Klopp called him once while he was on duty with Senegal to see if he was injured or not.

You KNOW Klopp won't let him stay longer than he needs to. 

I'm starting to think he did this on purpose but I know he didn't he loves Senegal and Senegal loves him. So, of course not.

But WOW.

Hull City seems more likely, but I've got a feeling he could be on the bench for Chelsea.

An injury to Lallana from that Southampton match required stitches, that's why he wasn't around to play in today's misery. Clyne was hopeful but ultimately couldn't pass that fitness test. Would rather have Trent Alexander Arnold than anyone else as his backup because he's been the only decent one. 

Lallana has also been given a new deal by Liverpool, which is awesome since PSG has been all jumpy with the thought of just having this English great. (Yes, I just wrote that. England is crap and he's the best out of a lot of midfielders. So yeah, English great.)

Joe Gomez has also been given a new deal as well as Philippe Coutinho. 

Arsenal fans are freaking fuming! (XD)

Brannagan went on loan and Markovic changed his loan team to Hull City. This isn't going well for one of these two. 

So yeah, this is very good news after a lot of disappointment.

Can't believe I'm saying this, but thank you Cameroon!! 

Thanks for a boring 0-0, 120 minute boring as hell match that ended with Mané coming home!