Like how in the picture, he's only near the forwards, makes this more valid. By the way, this will be the longest chapter that I have made. In length though, not word count. But there's a possibility of the two.
This is deadline day! Are you ready for it to end?
I'll be covering it with you, somewhat like reading match reactions because the transfer window is all kinds of crazy.
● Pulisic £11m bid
. . . *looks at how many attacking midfielders we've got*
*counts six and feels like some were left out*
*remembers the title of this chapter*
OH! We're still on the "LFC will one day put out a team of attacking midfielders" idea! Why didn't anyone tell me?! Now this makes sense! Thought it was full of S*n nonsense.
●Ings isn't going ANYWHERE!
£25m bids have been placed for him but Liverpool have rejected them all. Doubted Danny Ings? You can't now! Glad too 'cause I rate him.
● Balotelli linked to everyone but is still at Melwood
Not sure if I find this more depressing than the Schweinsteiger news, which is pretty gutting.
He still has serious talent, but doesn't fit with us, that sucks. Now everyone thinks he doesn't fit them. C'mon! Surely there has to be ONE desperate team!
●Matip doesn't like Cameroon and they don't like him
15 MISSED CALLS??!!? Someone is desperate . . .
Anyways, this means he'll be around in the winter instead of at the African Cup . . . unless he's injured. Please don't be injured.
●Wisdom on loan to Red Bull Salzburg
Nothing much to say but okay. It's a good loan.
● Sakho on loan to either Stoke or Crystal Palace
*Turns off laptop*
*Plugs in earbuds and turns on Yesterday*
*curls into fetal ball and cries*
He's too good for both teams, do not want. Do not want. Do. Not. Want.
● Joe Hart is okay with not getting paid a lot, so Anfield's cool
I thought this was buy all the attacking midfielders, not the goalkeepers . . .
Anyways, don't see this happening because we have three keepers that can do the job, not too mention Danny Ward and Fulton. Plus, when did LFC become the dumping ground for PL rejects? Give him to Everton, those Euro mistakes make Mignolet look world class.
● Luis Alberto goes for £4.3m to Lazio
All I can say about this is thank God it wasn't Sevilla.
Yup, still bitter guys!
●Tiago Illori wants loan? No loan for you!
I dunno, maybe Klopp wants to asses him and doesn't want that away in Italy or whatever. Shrugging my shoulders but it has reminded me how much depth we've got.
● Balotelli off to a nice club . . . called Nice
So we did find a club that desperate!! He may have gone for a free but this is great for both teams. Hope he can revamp his career.
● Sturridge likes Arsenal more than Liverpool, so season loan baby
I now understand the full meaning of dying of laughter. Thanks Arsenal!
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Anfield Until The End 16/17
RandomA bit overdue but this is about Liverpool and our new and old players, our cool manager, preseasons, transfer windows, new matches, transfer rumours and anything having to do with the Liverbird, the Redmen and the BPL.
