Banana Bus Squad 'X' Reader

Lui Calibre -- Batman

A/N - this is another request from the lovely bananaminion666 with the heroes in the GTA V universe. Thanks for the second request boo, love ya! Heheh

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Hey, uh, guys?" I walk into the living room, looking at my watch as it vibrates with my crime alert. Like it? Stole it from Teen Titans Go, yes a child's show. My best friends Evan, Jon, Brock, and Lui are lounging on the couch and they turn to look at me in the doorway. I tap my foot and Evan nods for me to continue. "I gotta go... but I'll be back! Okay?" Another nod from them as they turn back towards the TV. I sigh before grabbing my keys and running, almost sprinting, out of the house to my car. It's a black Pegassi Zentorno, my favorite car out of all the ones I have.

A robbery is taking place across town and I need to get home, change, and drive there on my motorcycle so I waste no time pressing the button to open my door, getting in, and putting my pedal to the motherfucking metal. I'm what most people call a vigilante, like Batman I guess. The police love me and the criminals all know of me. There are actual heroes too but, in my opinion, they aren't very good at what they do. Usually, they get tied up or something like that so I have to swoop in and save their asses. They all thank me after everything is said and done.

---

I get to my house in a matter of seconds, lucky for me no officers saw me speeding. I run to my garage and press the code to open up the door. Instead of my garage, it opens up to my stairwell down to my basement and a few storage shelves I keep to hide the stairs. I close the garage door from the inside and race down the stairs. I unlock three of my four doors with my fingerprint, my retina, and my toeprint, already stripping my clothes off. The last door asks for a song code and I quickly press buttons to the main theme to Teen Titans, the original. The door opens and my computer greets me.

"Welcome back, (Y/N). Robbery on Nint Street. Pretty sure you know already considering your in your underwear." I call him B.R.I.A.N. and he has sarcastic, sometimes childish, comments. I unplug him, take his chip, and place it in the robot I had recently made for him. He looks just like a human as well, I made sure no one else in the world looked like him. There was a glitch while programming him that gave him an Irish accent but I liked it so much that I kept it. He boots up while I change into my outfit. It's a gray tank top, black leather jacket, black shorts, fishnet tights, and gray combat boots. B.R.I.A.N wears something similar, black leather jacket, black pants, and black combat boots.

I turn around and he whistles, making me roll my eyes. "Fix my hair will ya?" I say gesturing to my mop of (H/C) locks. He walks over to me with swagger and begins braiding my hair at rapid speed. I thank him before putting on my mask. B.R.I.A.N. puts on his mask as well, he had complained to me until I had bought him one. It's exactly like mine. The man I'd bought it from called it a warrior mask but in reality, it looks a lot like Bane.

I rush towards my bike and hop on, B.R.I.A.N. getting on behind me, holding my waist. I press a button and a ramp builds itself up and out onto the street a couple blocks from my house where I speed off towards the bank. I'd taken longer than I wanted and I was making up for lost time by driving through parks and alleys. "Be careful!" B.R.I.A.N. screams when I fly off a ramp and go shooting over a building like a cow over the moon. "You might mess up my circuits!"

"Calm down you puss!" I laugh as I swerve through cars and trucks on the road. People, yelling at me before noticing who I am and cheering. It makes me smile under my mask that people recognize who I am.

---

Once we get to the bank we burst in through the front door, the police are already gathering outside with their squad cars and their guns at ready. The men inside turn to the two of us and begin mocking. People whimper in fear on the ground as the gang points their guns at them. "Oh look, the wonder twins!" One says. "They really think they can beat us?" Another asks.