The One With The Greek Fire (feat. fiery terror à la burning water)

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"Toby is special. He once set a pot of water on fire."

"(Y/N) GET IN HERE Q-Q-QUICK!"

You instantly dropped what you were doing and raced out of your room. Your eyes widened when you saw the plume of smoke traveling along the ceiling.

"TOBY WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?" You shrieked as you skidded to a stop in the kitchen. The pyromaniac frantically ran around the small room, a fearful look on his face, though you got the feeling it wasn't because of the fire, and more so out of terror of what the Slenderman would do to him if he caught wind that he'd set fire to soemthing else.

"I-I-I *TIC* DONT KNOW!" The proxy wailed. "O-ONE MINUTE I'M M-M-M-MAKING PASTA, *TIC* THE NEXT THE THE FUCKING P-POT IS *TIC* ON FIRE FIRE!" You frantically tried to put out the fire, only to shriek and back away when the flames grew.

"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SET FIRE TO A POT OF WATER?" You bellowed. Toby knotted his fists in his hair.

"I I DONT KN-KNOW!" He screamed. You flailed around anxiously.

"NEVERMIND THAT, HOW THE FUCK DO WE PUT IT OUT?" Toby wrung his hands.

"I D-DONT KNOW!" he admitted. "IM A PYRO-PYROMANIAC, I *TIC* ST-START FIRES, NOT NOT *TIC* P-P-PUT THEM OUT!" You looked around the kitchen desperately, trying to find soemthing to put out the flames, when the voice of hell (read: Slenderman) reached your ears.

"TOBY? (Y/N)? WHAT IS GOING ON THERE?" You froze, and looked at Toby, his look of dread matching yours.

As soon as you heard Slender's footsteps, all rationality was abandoned in favor of self-preservation.

"RUN TOBY!" You shrieked, grabbing ahold of the twitchy boy's hand and hightailing it out of there.

"(Y/N), TOBY, GET BACK HERE- WHY THE HELL IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?"

(This one isn't as good... My fault, my fault, I'm trying to watch Murdoch at the same time as writing this, and it's not going too well for me XD
EDIT: in regards to the title, Greek fire is fire that can burn on water)

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