Creepypasta Headcannon Oneshots: Book One

The One With The Breakfast (feat. an impending sugar rush)

"LJ cannot get sick from eating to much candy. Sally is immensely jealous."

You stumbled down the stairs, half-asleep and bleary-eyed. Never again, you vowed. Your days of staying up until three in the fucking morning scrolling through tumblr were over.

(You knew you'd be up until four tonight, but hey, a person can dream, right?)

Stifling a yawn, you slumped down in your seat. Masky looked up from his cereal.

"Late night?" He asked. You nodded.

"You have no idea," you replied as LJ slid into the seat next to you.

"Good morning (Y/N)!" he greeted you cheerfully. You rolled your eyes at his enthusiasm. Morning people. You didn't get them.

You watched with disinterested interest as he popped two waffles in the toaster. You watched with slightly more interest than disinterest as he piled on strawberries, whipped cream, and sprinkles. You watched with mild horror as he added maple syrup, honey, and icecream (the hell did he get icecream?) And finally, the horror was going full-blast when he added jam, butterscotch syrup, and bananas.

"Laughing Jack," by now you were wide awake- just looking at the sugary concoction on his plate you could feel the impending sugar rush. "You will get such a stomach ache if you eat that." The monochrome clown snorted.

"'Can't get sick from eating candy," he explained, taking a bite of his waffles. He frowned. "Needs more butterscotch." You liked butterscotch, but after watching LJ drown his waffles in it, you decided you were more of a chocolate kind of person.

"Sally must be jealous," you noted. Masky nodded.

"Oh, she is," he assured you. "We all are, at times." You raised an eyebrow.

"Even Slender?" You asked. Masky paused.

"Ok, maybe not Slender," he admitted. "Bur mostly everyone." You nodded, and that was that. Everyone returned to their breakfasts.

(XD how many of you thought this was a continuation of the oneshot with LJ's nyctophobia? Also, sorry about the crappy ending, but I could not for the life of me get it right. My apologies.)