Creepypasta Headcannon Oneshots: Book One

The One With The Cheesecake (feat. creepypasta, not friends)

"Masky does like cheesecake, but he's not crazy for it. He also really hates it when people depict him as a crazy cheesecake loving psychopath, or someone who detests cheesecake. He simply enjoys it like a normal, human being, who also goes killing a few times a week."

"AAAAARG!"

You jumped from where you were sitting by the fireplace, and looked towards the door just in time to see Masky storm through the door.

Now, Masky storming through the door was not a strange occurrence- he was usually pissed at one thing or another, but seeing him storm through like he was ready to tear this place down, brick by brick...

Well. It scared, but also intrigued you.

"Masky?" You called hesitantly. You didn't dare use his real name, not while he was like this. The only ones who could call him by his true name on a bad day and not face the threat of disembowelment were Hoodie, Slenderman, and, on occasion, the Slender-Doll.

The (usually) masked proxy looked towards you, and your eyebrows shot to your hairline in surprise upon seeing the lipstick marks and tousled hair he was supporting.

"Fangirls," he explained, flicking a glob of what you assumed to be cheesecake off his shoulder with a disgusted look on his face. You frowned.

"What'd they do this time?" You asked. Masky shuddered.

"Force-fed me cheesecake," he said. You winced in sympathy. "Honestly, I do like cheesecake, but I'm not a psychopath for it."

He left soon after that, muttering something about banding several thousand noodles together to go kill the fangirls(??)

You didn't want to know.

(Ok, is it Hoody, or Hoodie? Seriously. I'm so confused.
Also, sorry about the crappy chapter, I'm a bit put out whilst writing it.
EDIT: skakdkakjfja it's been a very long time since I've watched Friends but I think the title of this one might actually be the title of an actual episode of Friends and I didn't even mean to do it XD)