"Jeff and Clocky have an ongoing argument about which is better, 1 knife or 2 knives."
"ARE YOU GOOD ONE KNIFE IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR-"
"-YOU'RE TOUCHED IN THE HEAD, WITH TWO KNIVES YOU GET TWICE AS MUCH STABBY-STABBY-"
"-THERE'S NOT ENOUGH PERCISION WITH TWO KNIVES YOU CAN'T GET THEM TO SCREAM WITH TWO KNIVES LIKE YOU CAN WITH ONE-"
"-THE TERROR ALONE-"
"I'm disturbed," you said lowly to LJ, who was sitting next to you with a bag of popcorn. "I don't like that they can argue the schematics of killing someone with one knife V.S. two with firsthand experience." LJ raised an eyebrow.
"Be happy EJ isn't here," he muttered. "He can argue the points of a scalpel like nobody's business. Quite convincing too, actually." You turned a little green.
"I... didn't think EJ killed people," you managed. "Doesn't he just take organs?" LJ shrugged.
"Well, yeah, but if he's had a rough day or if he's gone too long without restocking a good kill or ten is in order," he said matter-of-factly. "Sometimes he drags the bodies back for Seed* to eat, but I know sometimes if he's near enough to his feral state sometimes he'll just take a chunk out of 'em- always near the stomach though, bones make a nasty crunch- though the marrow is quite nice, or so I've been told- EJ likes it, at any rate-"
That did it.
One hand over your mouth, you ran from the room as the gagging started. LJ sighed and ate another piece of popcorn. One day. One day you'd be desensitized to it all.
For now-
"CLOCKY! JEFF! Y'ALLS ARE WRONG, THREE KNIVES ARE WHERE IT'S AT!"
(*the Seedeater. Cweepypasta planted the idea in my head.
Ah, LJ. We love a good chaotic neutral.
I suppose you could call this 'Reader-Chan can't handle the pasta's murder exploits' part two.
EDIT: holy shit I didn't realize this was written well chaps here's your update schedule.)
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Creepypasta Headcannon Oneshots: Book One
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