"Hoodie has used many weapons in his time (guns, knives, hammers) though his favourite is lead piping."
"I've used lots of weapons," Hoodie confessed nonchalantly. "Had to find one that fit, y'know?" You frowned.
"I thought you and Masky use pistols?" You muttered. Hoodie shrugged.
"We do," he assured you. "But when you're out on a job, and you run out of bullets, it can get..."
"Messy." You finished. You nodded. "Got it. So," you perched on the end of the table. "What weapon do you use now?" Hoodie smiled slightly.
"Lead piping," he answered. You knit your eyebrows.
"Lead piping?" You repeated. Hoodie nodded enthusiastically.
"Oh yeah, it's lots of fun," he said, a maniac glint in his eye. "Just feeling the skull break under the piping, the blood that goes everywhere, the squish of the brain..." He stared off into the distance with starry eyes, oblivious to your newfound nausea.
"iT's WOnDErFUl."
That did it.
One hand over your mouth, you raced from the room just as the gagging started, leaving a creepypasta cackling madly in the dark behind.
(That... took a sinister turn.
Also, guyyyys I know that the pronouns 'they' 'their' and 'they're' are typically used for non-binary, but the struggle is real only using the terms (Y/N) and 'you,' (so much that I changed the style of this writing to purely second person as opposed to something similar to the writing style used on the chapter with EJ's fear of spoons)
so would the gender-ambigiousness stay if I used they/their/they're?)
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Creepypasta Headcannon Oneshots: Book One
FanfictionPLEASE READ NO JOKE VERY IMPORTANT STUFF AHEAD. Well, as you can tell from the mouthful of a title, this is a book of oneshots based on the headcannons from my other books! So, you read as yourself, (second person POV) a victim the Slenderman has...
