A king, a businessman and a network admin meet the devil at the gates to hell.
- You can make one phone call, but you'd have to pay for it, - says the devil.
The king makes his call, asks who's the new ruler of the kingdom, was quickly assured that everything is fine, hangs the phone with peace.
- This call will cost you $100,000, - says the devil.
The businessman goes next, asks about his company, how are things, was quickly assured that everything is fine, hangs the phone with peace.
- This call will cost you $1,000,000, - says the devil.
The network admin is the last one to call. He asks how are all the servers working, were there any problems and discusses every one of them in details. All in all it took him several hours to finish the call.
- This call will cost you $10.50, - says the devil.
-What? Why? How? - the king and the businessman resent, - He talked so much longer than we did!
The devil answers:
- There is no charge for roaming when you call from hell to hell.
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Book Of Ha Ha
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