Book Of Ha Ha

He Had To Know

A new girl started high school and the rumor quickly spread that she was a hermaphrodite. After googling what that word meant, little Johnny was intrigued and could think of nothing else. A girl with a vagina AND a penis? How is that possible? How would that work and what would it look like? Would the penis hang in front of or behind the vagina?

He HAD to know!

After a few weeks of his imagination tormenting him about the girl he finally worked up the nerve to ask her out on a date. After dinner and a movie he parked at a lonely spot and they began making out.

Just as he was about to slip his hand in her pants and answer all his questions she stopped him and said, "Uh, just a minute. I have to go to the bathroom." And went around behind the car and squatted down.

Thinking this may be his only chance, Johnny slipped out and crawled under the car to see what he could see. Sure enough in the moonlight he could see something hanging down between her legs. In the excitement of finally having his questions answered, Johnny reached out and grabbed it.

Startled, she said, "Johnny! I didn't know you were back there!"

And Johnny said, "Yeah, and I didn't know you were taking a shit, either."