Book Of Ha Ha

Tomato, Potato, Lettuces, Get Your Vegetables Here

Shoutedthe man in the street, standing in front of boxes filled with vegetables tryingto get people to buy them. A woman then walks up to him and asks "Can Ihave 4 tomatoes, 4 potatoes, and 4 onions please ?" the man says to her:"well I am very sorry but we don't have any onions left, we have tomatoes,we have potatoes, but we're totally out of onions" the woman then says"oh well, then I will have two tomatoes, two potatoes and two onions please"the man says "miss I am sorry but like I said we do not have any onionsleft" the lady then says "oh I must have miss heard you, then I wouldhave one tomato, one potato and one onion, please." the man gets a littlebut frustrated with the lady and says "alright, let's play a game, if youtake the 'omato' out of tomato, what do you get?" the woman confused says"you would get 't' " the man says "correct, and if you wouldtake the 'otato' out of potato, what would you get ?" the woman says "youwould get 'p'" the man then says to her "correct again! now, if youtake the 'FUCK' out of onion what would you get then ?" the woman verymuch confused says "but.... there is no 'fuck' in onion. " and theman screams "CORRECT! THERE IS NO FUCKING ONION!"