Simon Cowell asks "So what are you going to be doing for us today Bob?"
Bob stands up proudly and exclaims "I will be singing out of my ass today".
Confused, Simon Cowell shakes his head, but says "OK, err well, give it all you got".
Bob turns around, squats down, and shits all over the front row and the judges.
Disgusted, Cowell blurts "well what the fuck was that all about?".
Bob, slightly ashamed yet somewhat proud of his performance apologizes:
"Sorry, I was just clearing my throat!".
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
