24 Hours

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4 nuns got 24 hours to do whatever they want since they have been good and have upheld the church standards.

After 24 hours the priest calls them back to confess their sins.

The first one says: I had sex with two men at one time.

The Priest: drink quickly the holy water and God will forgive you.

2nd one: I robbed a bank.

The Priest: Drink quickly the holy water and God will forgive you.

3rd one: I killed a woman and her husband.

The Priest: drink quickly the holy water and God will forgive you.

And then the priest said to the 4th nun, "What sin did you commit?"

She replies: I pissed in the holy water!


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