Three Vampire Bats Are Overlooking A Village

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The first one says:

"I'm hungry. I'm going to suck some blood!"

He comes back later, his mouth covered in blood.

"Do you see that flock of sheep there? I sucked them all dry!"

The second one says:

"I'm hungry. I'm going to suck some blood!"

He comes back later, his mouth covered in blood.

"Do you see that herd of cows there? I sucked them all dry!"

The third one says:

"I'm hungry. I'm going to suck some blood!"

He comes back later, his mouth covered in blood.

"Do you see that steeple over there? I didn't!"


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