A boat stopped by and the sailor said: "Hey there, do you need help?"
The man then said: "No thank you, God will save me"
The sailor left in a hurry and confused.
The man kept praying and praying.
A second boat arrived and the sailor said holding the lifejacket:
"Uh hi, do you need a hand?"
The man said: "No thank you, God will save me"
And proceeded to drown.
He woke up in heaven and saw God, he asked God:
"God? Why didn't you save me?!"
God then replies:
"I sent you two boats you idiot."
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
