Local paper read: 'KING's ASS WON' The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN" The king fainted.... Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10" The queen fainted...
The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.
The Next Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD" The king died... !
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
