And tells the bartender to quickly give him a shot of the finest whisky. The bartender complies and watches the strange man down it just as soon as it hit the bar.
"Another one! Fast!" the man demanded, and again the bartender complied. After three more rounds, curiosity gets the better of the bartender.
"Why are you downing them so fast? What's your hurry?" asked the bartender.
"If you knew what I had, you'd be in a hurry too!"
"What do you have?" the bartender asked.
The man drank down his last swallow and said, "No money."
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
