An anti-Semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it.
"Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!"
Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch.
The anti-Semite looks over at the Jew with a smug grin.
The Jew smiles back.
The anti-Semite loses his satisfied expression.
"Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!"
He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew."
The Jewish man looks at the anti-Semite, and smiles again.
Furious, the anti-Semite says, "Is that Jew just stupid or pretending to be?"
"Oh no, sir, he's the owner."
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Book Of Ha Ha
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