A tall guy goes to the restroom, while he is peeing he can't help but notice that the old man at the urinal to the left of him is peeing in two streams. As he wonders how the hell that's possible, he decides to ask the old man in question. "Well buddy", the old man replies, "during the war I got shot right in the pecker and from that day on, I pee in two directions". Amazed by this story, the tall guy decides to look down on the urinal on his right as well and he notices that this other man is peeing in over 20 streams. "Wow! Did you serve in the war too?" he asks. "I did not", the man replies, "but my zipper is stuck".
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
