Book Of Ha Ha

A Man Walks Onto His Flight To Find Out Someone Else Is In His Seat

He is angrily treading down the aisle and grunting as he begins to cough loudly to grab the attention of the guy as he heads up the walkway.

He approaches, and sure enough... "Sir this is my seat, I have it booked, could you please move?", he exclaimed loudly. The guy looks at him confused, but quickly responds. "Are you mad? No way! This is definitely not your seat sir, this is mine, you have no right to be here.". At this point the man in the aisle is starting to get increasingly agitated. "No, I'm certain.", he says furiously. "This is the spot I booked, it's mine dude."

They continue to argue until he starts shouting at him and threatening to get security. The man does not back down. "Sir, I can't just let you have this, just fuck off somewhere else, there's room near the passengers down there."

The angry man, still not giving up on the seat he wants, finally decides that it's the final straw, and he begins to get physical and throw punches, until finally...

"Sir, stop! STOP!".

He does not, and the seated man finally caves in:

"You know what, fine! You fly the fucking plane then!"