Two pilots are about to touchdown at the Melbourne Airport. They start talking about what they are going to do after they land not knowing that they left the microphone on for everyone to hear. One of them says I'm gonna have a beer, take a shit and bang one of the hot flight attendants at the back. The flight attendant runs to the front to tell him to turn of the microphone as she trips over an old ladies handbag. the old lady bends over and says... slow down love he has to take a shit first.
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
