Book Of Ha Ha

The Traveling Salesmen

One night a travelling salesman found that he had stayed on the road too long, and that he was stranded in the middle farm country with no place to sleep. Naturally, he sought refuge at the nearest farm house.

The farmer agreed to let him stay, but only as long as "you don't sneak upstairs to my daughter's room." The salesman promised but, as with all travelling sales men, he found it hard to resist the lure of a farmer's daughter. In the middle of the night the salesman crept up the stairs to the daughter's room, where he found her naked, spread-eagled on the bed. The salesman immediately dove between her legs and started eating her out.

He had just gotten his tongue wet, when he got a mouthful of rice. Undeterred, he spit out the rice and resumed his tongue lashing. Once again, he got a mouthful of rice. Puzzled, but still horny, he started eating her out again. When he got another mouthful of rice, and still no response from the daughter, the salesman gave up and went back to bed.

The next morning the salesman told the farmer, "I have to confess: Last night I went up to your daughter's room." "That's okay son," replied the kindly, old farmer. "And I have to confess that I had oral sex with her," continued the salesman. "I ain't got a quarrel with that, son," replied the kindly, old farmer. "But I have just one question," concluded the salesman, "Why is it that every time I ate her, I kept getting a mouthful of rice?" "Oh that?" said the kindly, old farmer, "Them's maggots she's been dead ten days."