Book Of Ha Ha

Addition's A Son Of A Bitch

Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."

" And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother goes to Little Johnny's school the next day and confronted the teacher, "What are you teaching my son?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four? Because that's what little Johnny keeps saying. He must have learnt it at school, since I don't teach addition at home!"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she replied, "Let me show you what we are teaching at our school. Then you can decide where he is learning the phrase from."

The teacher takes Johnny's mother into the classroom, where the kids are clearly saying, "two plus two, the sum of which is four."