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Book Of Ha Ha

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Mormon And An Irishman On A Plane

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by 1deanx

                                    
                                                      
                          A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.
                          After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
                          The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
                          The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."