A rich man and a poor man were sitting at the bar, having a few drinks they got to chatting and after a while, realized both of their wedding anniversaries were the next day.
Poor man: What did you get your wife then, for tomorrow?
Rich man: I got her a pink Ferrari and a diamond ring.
Poor man: Wow, what made you choose those gifts?
Rich man: She loves fast cars and I wasn't sure about the ring so if she doesn't like it, she can take it back in her new car.
The poor man nods in agreement.
Rich man: Well how about you? What did you get your wife?
Poor man: I got my wife a pair of cheap slippers and a dildo.
Rich man: Why did you choose those gifts?
Poor man: Well if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself.
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Book Of Ha Ha
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