Book Of Ha Ha

Army General Named Choo

There was once a defected army general named Choo who was hell-bent on taking over the world.

The army he commanded was the most fierce, most massive and the most successful army in the region. The army was so reputable, that they informally became known as the R's, for Ruthless, because they took no survivors. It was either join them or die. So naturally, many people wanted to work for them.

However, to maintain their standards, they were very strict in recruiting soldiers. You had to be extremely fit. Now, in a country that was being invaded by General Choo, there lived a group of beggars. They were close friends and none of them wanted to die. Among them was a boy named Johnny, who was born with an unusually large arse. Since they had no other choice, they decided to enroll themselves in Choo's army, so they went to one of the barracks.

There, they were rigorously tested, pushing them to their limits. While most of the group was able to get through the training and join the R's, Johnny was not able to. You see, if you have a big arse, and you are trying crawl towards the enemy, you would be spotted more easily. So Johnny was given the job of a slave, take care of the officers and do what he was told. He decided to speak to the Asian sergeant to try and talk his way into a better position.

He asked the sergeant why he was rejected. The sergeant replied, "You cannot. You have arse. You have big arse." Johnny replied, "Well why can't I be a radio operator or something. Anything other than this job of a servant" The sergeant ordered the guards to execute Johnny for treason. Johnny was shocked. "Why can't I just be one of the R's!!!" He screamed. The sergeant replied, "Because, big arse can't be Choo's R's."