The first thing he notices is a foot-tall man on the counter playing a miniature piano. The bartender asks him for a drink. "I'll take a beer," he replies. "And where did you get the little man and his piano?" The bartender seems upset, "We have a genie in the bathroom who will grant you one wish." The man excuses himself and seeks out the genie where the bartender said he'd be. Sure enough, he finds the genie and is offered one wish. "I want a million bucks." Seconds later the man pours out of the bathroom with a multitude of ducks. He complains to the bartender, "I think your genie has a hearing problem. What am I going to do with all of these ducks?!" "Yeah! Do you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
