Two mathematicians walk into a bar and begin to argue about the intelligence of the waitresses. One mathematician gets up, and on his way to the bathroom stops his server. He tells her: "I'll give you $5 if you answer "one-third x cubed" to the next question I ask you, OK?"
The server nods, and walks away. When the mathematician returns to his table, he tells his colleague: "I bet you $100 that our server can answer a simple calculus problem."
He then proceeds to flag down the server and asks her,
"What is the indefinite integral of x squared?"
She responds, "one-third x cubed."
The man then proceeds to collect his money, only to be interrupted by the server saying "plus a constant."
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Book Of Ha Ha
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