Speak Louder Please

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A man walks by a baseball hat store and turns to look at it. The shop was aptly named "BOB'S BASEBALL HATS."

Wanting to browse, the man decides to enter. The first thing he notices is the very loud music, with the singer seemingly yelling each word. After browsing for some time, a sales representative comes up to him and shouts "HELLO! NEED ANY HELP FINDING WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!?"

The man is bewildered, and asks "Why are you shouting at me?"

The rep then shouts back "SPEAK LOUDER PLEASE!"

"Why are you shouting at me?!" The man asks, louder this time.

The rep is still not satisfied. "YOU NEED TO SPEAK MUCH LOUDER, SIR!"

Finally, the man shouts back at the same volume as the rep. "WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME!?"

Now, the sales rep gives him a straight answer. "SIR, THIS STORE ONLY SELLS BASEBALL HATS!"

"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!" The man screams.

Everything became clear to the man when the sales rep screamed back. "THIS STORE IS ALL CAPS!"

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