A man is in a serious car crash and loses his penis.
After extensive rehab, the doctor informs the man that he has $9,000 left from his insurance claim, which he can use to replace his penis. The doctor states that there are 2 donor penises available. 1 is 5 and a half inches long, and the other is 8 inches long. The doctor tells the man to go home and consult with his wife about which size they feel is best.
3 days later the man comes back into the doctor's office, and the doctor asks him what he and his wife had decided.
After a brief pause the man says to the doctor: "My wife and I have decided that we will be going with granite counter tops."
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
