And he notices this policeman watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas! Jim sees her and thinks, "Is this lady stupid or crazy?! With the cop right there too!"
So he goes inside and pays for his gas and as he was checking out, he heard someone screaming. he looks out the window and sees that the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm and running around like crazy!
Jim ran outside to help and saw that the cop had put her on the ground and was putting the fire out with his coffee! Then he put handcuffs on her and threw her in the back seat of his car. Jim was thinking "What kind of idiot smokes when pumping gas?" But being the nosy person that he was, he asked the cop what he was arresting her for.
The Cop looked at him square in the eyes and said ... "Waving a firearm!"
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
