A really old rich guy walks into the doctors along with him is his trophy wife, about 60 years his junior. She tells the doctor she's been feeling a bit sick in the morning. The doctor runs some tests on her and is surprised when he sees the results... She's pregnant.
The old guy can't believe it. Despite pushing 90 he jumps out of his seat.
"I'm going to be a dad?! Finally!! It's a miracle!"
The doctor pauses for a second and says
"Hang on. Whys it a miracle?" "Well. I've been married 8 times now and not a one of them was able to bear me a child. The doctors told me I was infertile but that can't be!"
The doctor pauses, then asks the old guy
"Did you ever do any hunting when you were younger?" "Why... yes I did actually. What's that got to do with anything?" "Well... say you were out hunting with some buddies in Canada, and you came across some beavers. Now imagine you and the other hunters unload on them. One drops, but you notice that you hadn't put any ammo in your gun. What happened?" ".... Well it sounds like some other fella has shot his load into that beaver"
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Book Of Ha Ha
ComédiePart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
