Book Of Ha Ha

The Model Train Set

There was a young boy named Johnny. He loved his model train set so much and would always be playing with it. One Saturday, he was playing with his set.

The train approached the station and when it arrived, Johnny pretended to be the conductor and said, "All of those getting off the train..... get the fuck off my train. All of those getting on the train..... get the fuck on the train."

He would continue to do this station after station, and his mother overheard this. She ran upstairs and told him to come downstairs while she cooked and sit in the corner for two hours so he could think about what he did. He reluctantly did that and sat there thinking about what he had done.

After the two hours were up, he ran upstairs to his room and started playing with his trains after clearing his mind. As the train arrived at the first station he said, "All of those getting off the train.................. get the fuck off my train. All of those getting on the train................ get the fuck on the train. Sorry for the two hour delay, complain about it to the bitch downstairs."