US Border Patrol Agents

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There was a group of US Border patrol agents manning the border. After a couple months of catching people trying to enter the country, they started to notice something.

The Mexicans would always come in groups. Often it was four or five people, sometimes it would be just two. However, there was never a group of three.

So one day they catch a pair of Mexicans, and one agent gets curious. "I will let you guys go back to your home country, but I have to know," he asked, "we catch you guys all the time. Sometimes five people in a group, sometimes two; but never three. Why is that?"

The two men look at each other and one of them says "what are you, estupid? Read the signs man. No TRESpassing!"

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