Einstein starts counting to ten.
Pascal runs to a nearby bush and hides.
Newton stands right behind Einstein, takes out a chalk, and draws a perfect one meter by one meter square on the ground around himself.
As Einstein reaches 10, he says,
"Ready or not, I'm coming to you! Or, in my frame of reference, you're coming to me!"
He turns around and sees Newton, so he yells,
"Ha ha! I've found Newton!"
Newton replies,
"Nah, you found a Newton over a square meter, that's Pascal!"
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Book Of Ha Ha
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