A lawyer is parking his BMW outside a store in Manhattan, and as he opens his door to get out a taxi sides wipes his car taking the whole door off.
The lawyer hops out and starts screaming at the cab driver, "You idiot, you hit my brand new BMW, you ripped the whole door off! Do you have any idea how much this is going to cost? I'm a lawyer! I'll sue you so bad your grandchildren will feel it!"
The cab driver sighs and says, "You lawyers are all the same, only care about material things. Your door got ripped off, yet you didn't realize you also lost your arm."
The lawyer looks down to see his left arm missing, looks back at the cabbie and yells, "My Rolex!"
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
