A city guy had always wanted to live in the country. Had always wanted a farm with cows and chicken, working with his hands and living off of the land. He saw an ad for a farm for sale, cheap. Farmer was getting older and couldn't work the land any longer.
The young guy goes to see the farmer and talks to him. The farmer tells him "I got over a hundred acres here, all fenced in. 100 head of cattle, pigs, chickens, and some goats. A tractor, barn, house and you can have it all for free, only you must marry my daughter and I'll have to tell you, she's as ugly as dirt."
Young guy says, "That don't bother me, during sex I can always put a bag over her head"
Farmer says "yea, but, she's also as dumb as a bag of rocks."
Young guy. "don't care, I want this farm"
so the farmer gives the deed to the farm to the young guy after the wedding.
About 6 months later the new young farmer was working on the barn, he asked his new bride to fetch him the hammer.
she runs in the barn talking to herself "go git da hammer, go git da hammer, go git da hammer"
She comes out and throws the hammer up to him. He says "what good is a hammer without any nails? I need some nails"
Again, "go git da nails, go git da nails, go git da nails"
She comes back and throws the nails up to him. he's nailing down a loose board when he hits his thumb. "FUCK" he screams
"go git da bag, go git da bag, go git da bag......"
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Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
