One night, his mistress confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his marriage, he promised to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he also promised to provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey!' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, yeah? Why is it strange?' he said.
The wife responds "It's from Italy, with no sender and on the back it's written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."
The husband fainted.
YOU ARE READING
Book Of Ha Ha
HumorPart 1 .... Collection of jokes ... (Some are filled with more filth than a three-week old underwear). These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/126993814-book-of-ha-h...
