An Irish man walks into a bar, asks for three beers, chugs them all and leaves. He does this every week for several weeks, until finally the bartender asks him the reason of his ritual.
The man looks at him and says he has two more brothers with whom he always got together weekly to have a beer. Recently both his brothers left town, so now he drinks the three beers to continue tradition.
Many months pass until one day the man walks in and instead asks for two beers. The bartender can't believe his hears, one of the brothers must have died! He gives the man his condolences for his late brother, but the man informs him that all his brothers are alive and well.
"Why did you only drink two beers then?" asks the bartender.
"I quit drinking".
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Book Of Ha Ha
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