A homeless man goes up to a woman in NYC and says "I haven't eaten in three days".
She replies "where do you get the self-control?"
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Haven't Eaten In Three Days
A homeless man goes up to a woman in NYC and says "I haven't eaten in three days".
She replies "where do you get the self-control?"